"Why don't the Anglicans just do what the Catholics do, which is, ordain all the gay priests you want, and then not talk about it? Nothing could possibly go wrong."
This is one of my favorite evolution misconceptions: the idea that the odds of a human being happening without premeditation is so miniscule as to be impossible. It's like shuffling a deck of cards, then noting that the order they are in had a 1 in 56! chance of occurring (which is a number with 74 digits), so therefor God shuffled the cards, not you.